Oldie But Goldie

I thought I'd try something different for this post and re-post a blog from about 2 years ago, the last time I was a single lady. Sometimes I miss my single days and then I remember that there are guys out there like this one:

Sunday, April 02, 2006
"This Is Why I'm Single"

Friday night Monika, Danielle and I decided to stay in Burlingame. It was nice not to have to go very far, we could walk back home, blah, blah, blah. It was great, we saw a bunch of people from high school, got caught up, had a few beers. Lovely.

Then, I bumped into some dude who works in my building. You all know I'm friendly--I'll talk to anyone. Then he offered to buy me a drink, and I'm not one to turn down free booze, either, so I said, " Sure!"

Drink turned out to be a shot with him and his friend and Monika. Then my new buddy says, "Hey, I'm going to cross a professional boundary with you." Naturally, I took a step or two back because I don't really want to know where this is going.

Sleaze Ball pulls down his lower lip to show me the tattoo that is INSIDE HIS MOUTH! Guess what it says? "Sit Here"

I started laughing and called him a fucking dirt bag. May I remind him that I'm his property manager and I don't want to see that shit. And besides, I'm just not interested.

Now, to all you men with no game out there: Just because I'm a nice girl and will converse with you does not mean I want to see your nasty tattoo, nor partake in what it suggests. Especially not with you. Besides, if you have to tattoo it into your mouth, maybe you aren't that good at it.

Do you know what this guy told me a month ago? He came into my office to tell me about the stitches on his face--the result of a fight that he got in where some guy hit him with a TOILET SEAT!

HELLO!! Why the hell would I be interested in you?!

What I've learned from this is that I probably shouldn't be so nice to people I'm not interested in. I need to take some pointers from my girlfriends and learn to do that stone-faced, I don't want to talk to you expression.